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FBI Agent Concerned with Surge in Searches for Osama Bin Laden

QUANTICO, VA – FBI Special Agent Normand Hubert expressed alarm when he realized that Internet searches for Osama bin Laden more than quadrupled earlier today. “All of a sudden everyone is searching...

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Companies Running Out of Names for New Smartphones

LIBERTYVILLE, IL – Phone company executives around the world acknowledged they are quickly running out of names for their smartphones. Motorola chief technology officer Tony Ja said that the industry...

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Writer Looks To Explore Triality Of Man

IOWA CITY, IA – Aspiring writer Anton Merkower believes he will write the great American novel by exploring an aspect of society seldom broached. Anton will look at the triality of man, instead of the...

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Police, Drunks: Harmonica-Breathalyzer Makes DUIs More Fun

A new Breathalyzer is making DUI stops a light-hearted and carefree experience, much to the delight of police officers and drunk drivers. The Harmonizer, a harmonica paired with a Breathalyzer, lets...

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Letter Having A Good Laugh

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